Do you think you’re

too addicted to coffee (not that such a thing could ever happen)?

If so, check out this supremely funny list about knowing if you drink too much coffee. It includes:

• You answer the door before people knock.
• Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
• The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
• You ski uphill.
• You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
• You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
• You speed walk in your sleep.
• You have a bumper sticker that says: “Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.”
• You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
• You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
• You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
• The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
• You sleep with your eyes open.
• When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
• You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
• The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
• …MORE….

This list was compiled in 2005 - nice to see it’s still valid.

Enjoy,

Owlbert

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